*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
krvsty: yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
cuteys: for all of you feeling sad that you don’t have a thigh gap here is a list of celebs who don’t have one: Beyoncé Jennifer Lawrence Rebel Wilson Lana Del Rey Rihanna Kim Kardashian Selena Gomez